"He is either a complete moron or a comedic genius" - Fark.comFor years humorist Tom Nardone mailed a salvo of the world's worst erotic letters to Penthouse Forum. None were ever published or even officially rejected. Frustrated, Nardone leaked his work to the Internet where they have received critical acclaim and over 1,000,000 page views. This collection includes his ten best rejected erotic stories. Read them to see how a simple subject like Penthouse Letters can be dismantled and reassembled as a truly funny genre. Forum Rejects is the perfect quick read for people who secretly enjoy erotica and irreverent humor. Here is an excerpt from "Louise at The Circus"I worked with Louise in a small office. The sexual revolution was in full swing then and Lou was always going braless. It used to drive me wild to see her great globes beneath the tight, stretchy material of her blouse. I would imagine her breasts were two really fat elephants and her blouse was a circus tent that had collapsed. Damn those fat elephants were struggling to get out from under that blousy tent. One time while masturbating I imagined that I was an elephant tamer and I was prodding and poking those elephants with my elephant tamer tool. I imagined that if I managed to free those fat elephants from that circus tent that I would give them a good hosing down. You know, elephants like to be washed down and Louise’s fat elephant breast would probably like it too.Here is an excerpt from "Working Late"It was going to be a late day at the office. Our HTML directory had become mixed up with the sectors that control the server farm. We were sunk.Becky and I would have to spend the entire evening loading 8 1/2 inch floppy disks into the hard drive. This was going to take forever. "What a bitch" I exclaimed. Becky sat up straight in her airfoil office chair. "Not you" I said with a laugh "This assignment is going to take all night." I'll be up until 3 in the morning doing it."I wish I could have a man that would stay up until 3 in the morning doing it" Becky said. She was a heck of a tease. I told her that if she stayed here with me I would do my best to keep it going. Becky thought that would be fun. We quickly grabbed the bottle of French bourbon that I keep in my desk for late night work.After a few drinks and few floppy disks had been magnafluxed we were having a good time. Becky wanted to talk about which of the office girls had the nicest breasts. Everyone in the office knew that Becky did. I guess she was just insecure. I told her that I thought she had the nicest breasts in the office. Becky asked if I wanted to see them. "I sure do" I said. Becky unbuttoned her blouse and let her breast free. They were fantastic. She was probably about 110 lbs and 36-24-42DD with Oreolas the size of a silver dollar.
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Legal constraints, trolls, and technical issues can all turn the excitement of running an online community into chaos. This book shows site administrators how to create a safe, entertaining, and informative community.
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Every day, millions of users log on to their favorite online forums, communities and social spaces and interact with others to get advice and discuss everything from the latest news and trends to their hobbies and professions to whatever else strikes their fancy. Administrators have to lead these communities, deal with difficult users, manage staff members and make tough decisions.Legal constraints, spammers and technical issues can turn the excitement of running an online community into chaos. With the right guidance, however, running forums can be an enjoyable and rewarding experience. My name is Patrick O'Keefe and I own the iFroggy Network. I've spent years developing and managing online communities. In this book, I share my experiences in a straight forward, honest fashion and show you how to make the right decisions about every aspect of your forums, including:Creating an organizational structureDesigning and launching your communityDeciding on user options like avatars and private messagingPromoting and attracting membersUtilizing technology to your benefitDeveloping and enforcing guidelinesChoosing and managing moderatorsShutting down users who disrupt and harm the communityInvolving your users and keeping the site interesting and invitingGenerating revenueWhat is talked about in this book is not hypothetical - it consists of in use, battle-tested theories and solutions, making it so that when you must deal with these issues on your forums, you will be better equipped. Real life examples are cited throughout, including the actual user guidelines, staff member guidelines and more, from real communities.This is a book for both new administrators and experienced ones. If you are new, it will give you a major boost as you grow your knowledge and build your community. If you are already an administrator that's leading a successful community, the book can enhance your knowledge and give you more to think about and, with that, even more experience for you to pull from."Managing Online Forums" is the one book that shows site owners and administrators how to create a safe and entertaining community that users will return to again and again.
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(A FUNNY THING HAPPENED ON THE WAY TO THE FORUM) 1962 Broadway cast recording of the Stephen Sondheim music starring Zero Mostel
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The words of the opening song pretty much describe the menu in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum--"Something familiar, something peculiar, something for everyone: a comedy tonight!"--a frantic adaptation of the stage musical by Larry Gelbart and Burt Shevelove. The wild story, based on the Latin comedies of Plautus and set in ancient Rome, follows a slave named Pseudolus (Zero Mostel, snorting and gibbering) as he tries to extricate himself from an increasingly farcical situation; Mostel and a bevy of inspired clowns, including Phil Silvers, Jack Gilford and Buster Keaton, keep the slapstick and the patter perking. The cast also includes the young Michael Crawford as a love-struck innocent. This project landed in the lap of Richard Lester, then one of the hottest directors in the world after his success with the Beatles' films. Lester telescoped the material through his own joke-a-second sensibility, and also ripped out some of the songs from Stephen Sondheim's Broadway score. The result is very close to the vaudeville spirit suggested by the title--though anyone with a low tolerance for Zero Mostel's overbearing buffoonery may be in trouble. Oddly enough, amid all the frenzy, Lester creates a grungy, earthy Rome that seems closer to the real thing than countless respectable historical films on the subject. Frankie Howerd, who played Pseudolus on the London stage, kept the tradition going with his Up Pompeii TV series. --Robert Horton
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Walk in the shoes of an American Patriot in costume with our Historical Colonial White Wig. It features white synthetic hair styled for that of a mid 1700s men's powered wig with a few ringlet curls pulled into a ponytail tied off with a colored ribbon. It is a historical hairpiece great for topping off any George Washington, Ben Franklin, American colonial militia man or Paul Revere costume. The Colonial Historical White Wig will transform you into a hero from history ready for any patriotic holiday, play performance or historical theatrical. One size fits adults and teens.
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